Here's a little piece of fire from my homeboy G from back in the day.
"While Sarah Palin is trying to assault Obamas character by slamming him with irrelevant rhetoric of past links to terrorism her unmarried teenage daughter is getting slammed by a boy named Levi. She should stay home and manage her own family more carefully before her youngest daughter ends up giving up the goods too."
G fixed a couple of typos. Nevertheless, the truth emerges.